Crimes against humanity indeed!

I guess the online mag Jezebel does a "round up" of tabloid stories, so you don't have to buy the tabs yourself? First time I've come across it. Anyway, I like their patter about these photos...

Finally, in this edition of "Best & Worst Beach Bods" we learned that if we want to be bikini ready, professional tennis is not the way to go. For the second week in a row, a mag has labeled Serena Williams body a "worst." (Fig. 5) Other crimes against humanity include having a "pancake butt" like Whitney Port (Fig. 5), having nearly invisible cellulite like Helen Hunt (Fig. 6) , and bending to pick something up while being 57, like Angelica Huston (Fig. 7).