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Friday, June 5, 2015

Songs by Jerks #1 - Adele

Sometimes I hear a song and I think: That narrator is really just an asshole.

Adele: Someone Like You

This is the most passive aggressive break-up song I've ever heard. "I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited... I hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over."

So you show up at your ex's house just to say: Hey pal, how's it going? Well I just came over to remind you that YOU BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING HEART AND I'M STILL DYING OUT HERE WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE CAVORTING WITH YOUR NEW FLOOZY! Really Adele. Get some class.



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