Monday, June 29, 2009

If your foundation is more natural than your skin, but there's no one around to see it, does it really make you look better?


...I can't be the only one who thinks this is... weird. I don't mean the concept of makeup that blends into your skin tone, but I mean... what it's called.

Questionay of the Day: Do you wear makeup in order to look like a More Natural Beauty version of yourself? Or do you want your makeup to SHOW (à la Gwen Stefani)? ...Or can you not be bothered with makeup at all? (Me!) Or are you a Lucky Boy and you get to go au naturel every day?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Friday Snack: worth quoting again...

"if you want to talk to me about animal rights, or supporting small farmers, or boycotting irresponsible corporations, or minimizing environmental damage, then sure, we can discuss food in moral terms. It makes sense in those contexts. But the morality of your diet has jack shit to do with how many calories you consumed or how many chocolates you didn’t eat in a given day, all right? Depriving yourself does not make you a better person, and eating what you feel like eating does not make you weak." (Kate Harding - from a blog post here)

Questionay of the Day: The other day I caught myself saying to someone "I'm trying to be good!" in the context of food. (I don't remember what I was trying to be good about--eating only every 4 hours, or not baking cookies too often, or something.) What do you think... harmless expression? Annoying and worth trying to stop saying? Do you say it too?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Be as successful as you want, just don't be fat! (Why won't these chicks get the message already??)

In 2007 Tyra Banks came under criticism for being too fat. Siiiiiiiigh. Here was her reply:
On her hit show America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks has always stressed the importance of body confidence – but it still hurt when tabloids ran an unflattering photo of her in a bathing suit under headlines that screamed, "America's Next Top Waddle" and "Tyra Porkchop."

Now, for the first time in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE, Banks, 33, is publicly discussing her much-buzzed-about weight gain. "I get so much mail from young girls who say, 'I look up to you, you're not as skinny as everyone else, I think you're beautiful,' " she says. "So when they say that my body is 'ugly' and 'disgusting,' what does that make those girls feel like?"
Here's a recent pic of her, from her show, talking to John McCain's daughter who has also had the Fat Accusation thrown at her. (Incidentally, I quite enjoyed Megan McCain's interview on the Daily Show... smart sounding woman. Too bad she's so fat.)


Questionay of the Day: ...I couldn't think of one! :-)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Fat ass or Titan?

Here's how wiki describes tennis player Serena Williams:
She has been ranked World No. 1 by the Women's Tennis Association on four separate occasions; as of April 20, 2009 she is ranked World No. 2. She is the reigning US Open and Australian Open singles champion and has won twenty Grand Slam titles: ten in singles, eight in doubles, and two in mixed doubles. She has won two Olympic gold medals in women's doubles.[3] She is the most recent player, male or female, to hold all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously. Williams has won more career prize money than any other female athlete.[2]
So ummm... why does the media (and web boards) go on and on about her supposedly fat ass?

(Check out the old dude. Great photo.)


* Kudos to Wyclef, who wrote a song about Serena's sister, Venus, because he was so inspired by her when he met her on a show about innovators.

Questionay for the Day: Do your successes help offset any negative feelings you have about your body? Or do your negative thoughts outweigh your successes?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Friday Snack: But we're 43.7% hungrier!

I love the studies that come out of the Cornell food lab. This is the gang that measures the subconscious effects of plate sizes, the shape of drinking glasses, etc. on how much we eat.

Eg. The size of plates has increased so much over the years, that antique dealers find people often think old dinner plates are dessert/bread plates.

But the size of our dishes may not be the only thing that's increased over the years--here's their latest study on The Joy of Cooking: (from the Spring newsletter)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Crimes against humanity indeed!




I guess the online mag Jezebel does a "round up" of tabloid stories, so you don't have to buy the tabs yourself? First time I've come across it. Anyway, I like their patter about these photos...

Finally, in this edition of "Best & Worst Beach Bods" we learned that if we want to be bikini ready, professional tennis is not the way to go. For the second week in a row, a mag has labeled Serena Williams body a "worst." (Fig. 5) Other crimes against humanity include having a "pancake butt" like Whitney Port (Fig. 5), having nearly invisible cellulite like Helen Hunt (Fig. 6) , and bending to pick something up while being 57, like Angelica Huston (Fig. 7).

Monday, June 15, 2009

A little touch of reality check

In Berlin, someone added big stickers of photoshop tools, to posters of hot chicks. Some exshellent "ad-busting" indeed.



[Story lifted from Gizmodo. Thanks daddio for sending me the story.]

Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday Snack: Diet books galore!

Last year I wrote about self help gurus writing diet books. I thought this year I'd look up the bestselling diet books on amazon and indigo, see what weird things are out there now...

This was written by some Random Dude Who Lost Weight
by doing his own sketchy personal *scientific* research.
It's very popular.

This one's all about unleashing your "skinnygirl!"
Apparently she advises ordering a steak and eating 3 bites.
Or pulling out the inside of a bagel and just eating the crust.


This is a popular raw food guy.
I love these goofy-lookin' 70s style covers.

Even more I love these Turn Into a Super Being covers.

This one advises you eat like your
paleolithic ancestor. ??

Now here are two MANLY diet books.
Diet like a Texan firefighter!

TNT!
Blow that fat awaaaaay!

Now...
here's a more refreshing book.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Control your style, bebbies

Aha! So it's not just my imagination--clothes have become more boring at American awards shows.
"Over the past few years in the United States, the pressure to look picture perfect during awards season has largely resulted in women wearing gorgeous gowns that quickly fade from memory for their lack of creativity. The industry built up around event dressing, with stylists and publicists clothing actresses and celebrities in beautiful but boring ensembles, has also reduced the personal connection many stars once had with fashion designers. And theweight of the “one-night-only” Oscars has tipped the sartorial scales toward the safe." (NYT)

But apparently not so at Cannes, at least according to the article.
'Italian fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, “it’s all more open and lively: it’s more like actresses take real control of their own style, and building up their own character. For me, this is very inspiring, because there is nothing that I love more than a woman with a strong personality."'



Monday, June 8, 2009

Feminism comes to the comics! ...not

I've been reading a lot of graphic novels lately (okay, I admit I wrote this in May). It's very male dominated, though--especially the entertainment stuff. There are *literary* graphic novels by women, and I really enjoy this kind as well (like Persepolis), but I also like a good sci fi mystery, or interesting take on the super hero genre, etc. And that stuff is manly manly manly.

Right now (May 19) I'm reading Alan Moore's From Hell, but it's about the Jack Ripper murders, so it's pretty gruesome stuff. I was taking regular breaks with Moore's Top 10 series, but I've run out of those. So today I glanced through the graphic novel section at work, looking for something fun. And again... male male male.

But I did find something *light* written by a woman.



I'm sure, like the best graphic novels, it will make me think heavy-deep thoughts about society. Or maybe it will be a rip-roaringly fun story about powerful superhero chicks! Let's take a look...

...
...
...
...Makes me positively long for a sex-kitten-in-an-impractical-costume.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Friday Snack: Bitchy

A bit from one of my old Practically Moral entries...

Don't buy these books, they're STUPID. ...That's about all I have to say about them these days. Here's one of the best reviews, off amazon: "As an ex-anorexic friend of mine said, this book is awesome for people in the throes of the disease because it basically gives you permission to food-restrict and negatively self-talk all you want, two of the behaviors that therapists try to eliminate in eating-disorder patients."


Book Passage: "No one cares about being healthy. No one cares that obesity and diabetes and heart disease are more rampant than ever before. People care about being thin. That's it." - Rory Freedman (co-author)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Stop expectifying me!

The other day I was out to supper with some people, and they were talking about wedding gift expectations--how, despite anything the etiquette books say, we're expected to spend so much money on them. My argument was: A gift should be a factor of what you can afford, and how you feel about the person/how close you are. One of the people was arguing that he agreed with me, but since people expect you to spend more, you have to!

...Meeps! Since when?

That same night, one of the women coming to dinner had seen me earlier in the day, wearing boots with my skirt. So when she went home to change for dinner, she put on boots too. When her husband said: "You can't wear boots, winter's over!" She replied: "Mabel's wearing boots, so I can too!"

What the--there's a rule about boots??

Monday, June 1, 2009

Re-post

I'm reposting, in shorter form, some old bits from my Practically Moral blog...

Have you ever heard of the "Perricone Prescription" books? He's on PBS sometimes too. He's all full of random whatevah advice on how to prevent aging. He sells all sorts of shitty products now too.

But seriously, folks. Seriously. Do you want to look like this??