Lady MacHaley

I am Haley and this is mah home.

Bags are a girl's best friend.

A basket lined with a Snuggy is alright too.

Especially with a front row view of moi's food dish.

Here moi is watching a big storm while reading Aya.

This is my favorite box, next to the hu-mahn's sofa.

That is my sith learner who will help me take over the world.

I lull her into a false sense of safety by pretending I don't see her...

When she attacks...

I put her down with barely a lift of my paw.

I didn't even have to get up.

The little one is full of sound and fury,

and signifies nothing.

Her evil is blatant and clumsy.

She will learn in time,

or perish as the others did.

 This is my evil lair.

I have much thinking to do.

Tonight I had to slay another moth for La Mahmmy.

She placed me up on the high top shelf, in the box where 

the pathetic thing cowered.

I caught it in one bite.

Just as one day I shall catch up the puny planet

in my jaws and crush it too.

 

 Insert evil laugh.